I would choose Tiger Wood

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Dick Butkus

As an American my favorite sport is soccer and it’s the only sport I will invest time to watch on tv.

I know a Guy named Dick Stenhård (Stenhård directly translates to Stonehard. His name is literally Dick Stonehard. He's an accountant.)

A guy told me about this dude's parents that named him Richard. Their sir name is Sackrider, probably still gets shit from his friends. Hope he did better at naming his daughters and sons,if he had any.