Ummmmm..... I personally wouldn’t try an do anything to someone who is willing to poke a flamingo in public. But if ya want, I’m sure no one is gonna stop ya from trying. Cause I’d be afraid if I messed up that he would turn his attention to me an I’m not ready to be sodomized to death right now.
https://www.google.ca/amp/s/hoax-alert.leadstories.com/amp-3469459-fake-news-florida-man-drops-down-pants-and-sodomizes-pink-flamingo-to-death.html