Yeah like that

Relax @dr_richard_ew they have colors that don't even exist yet. My future ex sent me to get finger paint. She gave me a bottle that said Burgundy Frost. I got there. No such thing. They sold me a bottle of Scarlet Night. She told me I did great.

... future ex?

I always say that. She laughs. If I ever get caught glancing at another girl she asks "Next future ex huh?" And we laugh.

My favorite thing to do when buying nail polish is reading the names