Never seen before

I’d go.

That’s called a pub

Better idea. A bar with no music at all so people can talk instead of yell at each other.

Whaat?

Please apply the same idea to gyms

When they banned cigarettes indoors I could suddenly smell all the drunk gross people in bars. Now I have to listen to them too??

I'm so sorry, at first glance I misread this as "a BEAR that plays music at half the volume..." And now I've an image in my head that won't go a way of Yogi Bear making a living by singing really really quietly.