Best boss ever

I had a manager to do that a Hilton Diamond guest once. The guest truly misunderstood what type of room he was getting, blamed it on me, proceeded to call me a "fucking retard" then demand to see my manager. The manager, who is no more than 5'5" came barreling around the corner, telling the guest that he would personally get his diamond status revoked for being abusive to staff. It was glorious.

And then you gave the manager your vag to do as he pleased.