Ill bash ye fookin ead in I sware on me mum!

the owners of the parrot got worried it might be injured after it didn't come down for 3days they called the rspca (an animal welfare charity in the uk) the rspca called the firefighters in to help the owner told them to say to the parrot "i love you" in an affectionate tone the parrot told them to fuck off then flew to a different roof proving it wasn't injued and was just being a jerk

I need to read the article right now.