Relatable

What about when moms sneeze?

i was walking from the car to my home with my dad and he sneezed and an old lady sitting on her porch looked around nervously

I had a teacher whose sneezes were basically directed by Michael Bay. One day we were in an almost empty parking lot (sandwich stop for a geology trip field), he let out a noise that I can only compare to an elephant fart. It was so loud that a guy got out of his car to check his engine, he was seriously worried because "omg did you hear that sound what's wrong with it?".

What about girls on her period?