No rolling off the bed

Exactly what I want. Another way to trip getting out of bed when I’m tired. Except this time, I get to either fall what looks like 3-4 feet onto hard wood, or down sharp edged stairs with no railing. If you drink or are older/informed I imagine this is even worse. Not to mention that while it may add a few more daring options to “adult activities” it takes away the possibility of several time tested favorites. Oh- and for something so large to not seem to have any sort of additional functionality built in (no fold out ironing board? Shelves? Maybe a hanger? A bench? Something...? Nah. I’m good.

Now fill it with water..