Aww hell naw

The only right way to eat cereal is by the fistful, crying on your bathroom floor

Now now, there is only one time this is acceptable. When you're done with your first bowl and make a second with the milk from the pervious

Breakfast soup

I do it like this because I warm the milk up a bit beforehand. Fridge-cold milk grosses me out.

This dude probably wipes back to front too