I'm so done with human stupidity

Dafuq?ಠ_ಠ Who even does that?!?!

I laughed so hard my mom thought i was crazy

I chose an awful time to eat scrambled eggs while on the internet

I'm not even sure if I have really processed that yet

Never gonna eat eggs again

WHYYYY

I'm calling shenanigans on this one. But, saying it was real, and ignoring all the obvious questions here, I'm going to go with the egg already being hard boiled. If she was masturbating with it and it wasn't hard boiled it almost certainly would have cracked. Also, it is not possible to cook an egg at human body temperature.

It sucked it up. WTF

Is anyone else picturing a girl on the beach laying an egg? Lol I can't stop laughing :D also, who uses an egg to masturbate? I don't even understand how that's possible...

It's gonna sound weird 'cause she doesn't know how to spell.

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.....

He poor father

Her*

Wut.

ಠ_ಠ.... This is even to weird for me...