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Oprah knows whassup
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· 6 years ago
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Omg so wise
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bethorien
· 6 years ago
Eat her out every morning to thank her for choosing you.
Also fuck every morning so you can thank each other at the same time
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this_isntme
· 6 years ago
Slow down. There's the "Don't look at me yet" phase and the "Hang on, I'm almost finished peeing " part. And then the" OMG I have to brush my teeth" part. After that you have to make coffee or tea and read the paper.
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Edited 6 years ago
bethorien
· 6 years ago
NO. First thing either person wakes up IMMEDIATELY FUCK. IT IS THE LAW
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this_isntme
· 6 years ago
I approve of your law and I fully support your candidancieing stuff. I'd vote for you! Whooo!!!! Go whatever place you're from!!
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Also fuck every morning so you can thank each other at the same time