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Wait, are you from that group that think Blue raspberries exist? It's not a thing. It's just a way to make kids eat sugar.

No.... it's just it's been so long since I've had to use raspberries when communicating.

You almost set my ... almost. Give a girl strawberries. It pays off. And guys drink your pineapple juice.

sound advice.

I actually find ...my girlfriend says that pineapple/kiwi is the juice of choice. I think it's the sugar. But strawberries are always the answer. Unless you do anal and then oysters are the answer.

Again, sound advice... I shit you not.
I'm laughing my fucking ass off. I had to fucking spell it all out for you.