If you ever fall.

The Jared Leto background adds such a surreal aspect

don't do that

Time to fall in public

Might not work at Wal-Mart but it would definitely grab attention in church.

Only do this if you want people to go from passively glancing at someone that fell before moving on and forgetting about it completely to looking at someone going out of their way to do some cringy shit that they'll remember all day.