There's a whole list of lifehacks like this I'm gonna try when/if I ever get a S.O. (if someone wanna volunteer as tribute to be my lab&life partner...)
Ok, step 1. we have to meet... I live in France, idk about you... That's gonna be the hardest part I think, it's all downhill from there. step 2. either become friends or sign a contract stipulating we'll equally share everything we get from that deal. step 3. enjoy!!!
Just send the invite and hope the gift comes but pray that no one shows up to your door. " Sorry pal, she left me yesterday. " keep a half a bottle of Jack Daniels by the door with iced tea in it, so you can guzzle some for credibility.
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