Ah yes. The Platypus War. It was more horrific than the great Emu War.
Thousands of beavers were slaughtered by the platypus. The beavers made the mistake of calling their weird cousins "furry ducks".
Guess who's laughing now
99.9% of species that have ever existed on Earth are extinct. Even discounting the fact we are only talking about one twig on an evolutionary branch... we can both agree that well over half of the species before it had to go extinct for the great platypus to bless us with it's existence.
Thousands of beavers were slaughtered by the platypus. The beavers made the mistake of calling their weird cousins "furry ducks".
Guess who's laughing now