Pretty appropriate

Holy. Mooseknuckle. I called the number. The call goes directly to voicemail and says, to paraphrase, ‘Hello, this is Carlton. Let me know if you want me to do it. Let me know what your favorite cars are, what shapes they are, what sounds they make so I *laughs nervously* so I know what I’m doing. And let me know if this is for kids... or if you want me to do it nude.’ *beep*