aka my friend

Kirsten can feel my bde

Hey they're talking about me! Apparently I somehow got a hold of mints and gave them to all my friends and constantly made them drink water. Plus I made sure none of them vomited everywhere and ran showers for them.

Someone has to make sure they don't dare each other to do stupid shit like running to fight cars on the highway

I call it “mom drunk” Like, I’m still inebriated but I will make you an omelette if you’re hungry or I will sober up in a heartbeat if I can tell there’s not a safe situation around.