Shower curtains are scary

As soon as they see you naked they wanna get a taste.

Leddem gedda taesss.
Doo Dooo Doooo
Doo Dooo Doooo
Yayeyaey yeayeah
Yayeyaey yeayeah
Doo Dooo Doooo
Doo Dooo Doooo
Yayeyaey yeayeah
Yayeyaey yeayeah

It’s always so cold....so cold

No matter how clean my shower curtain is, if it touches my arm I always rinse it. I don‘t know why

Not as bad as having to poop fresh out of the shower

take a bottle, put it on the lip of the tub OVER the curtain