Two types of crushes

Definitely 2 for me

I hav #2 bad... I need a toilet stat

This is the most true thing ever

2

Does stalking include #2? Cause I go pretty hardcore.

Where does this one fits?: i don't know or i'm in love, i don't wanna be cus he's just an asshole, but i can't act normal next to him. I think i feel something, but i dont want to

What about #4. It's so much I go through a whole box of tissues when I think about you?

How about a 3rd: She's so hot, I want you to get me laid