Sheet hits the fan reminds me of a joke my grandmother told me.
This woman was on a long train ride and had to use the bathroom super bad. But she heard train bathrooms are terrible. So she held it in time she just couldn't take it anymore. She raced down the length of the train trying to find the bathroom but couldn't find it. So she just started opening doors one by one. Till finally she sees a small metal room with a small sink and cleaning supplies. But in the back of it from wall to wall is a metal bench and it has a hole small enough to sit on and not fall in. So she assumed this must be the janitor toliet. She was desperate so she used it than washed her hands and stepped into the Hall. There was a brown speckled foul smelling conductor. He looked her top to bottom and said "WELL little miss spick and span where were you when the shit hit the fan?"
Yup she shit in the air duct and it hit a fan and shot it all through the train car.
This woman was on a long train ride and had to use the bathroom super bad. But she heard train bathrooms are terrible. So she held it in time she just couldn't take it anymore. She raced down the length of the train trying to find the bathroom but couldn't find it. So she just started opening doors one by one. Till finally she sees a small metal room with a small sink and cleaning supplies. But in the back of it from wall to wall is a metal bench and it has a hole small enough to sit on and not fall in. So she assumed this must be the janitor toliet. She was desperate so she used it than washed her hands and stepped into the Hall. There was a brown speckled foul smelling conductor. He looked her top to bottom and said "WELL little miss spick and span where were you when the shit hit the fan?"
Yup she shit in the air duct and it hit a fan and shot it all through the train car.