So you don't feel lonely

I’ve never heard the word ‘wetly’ used in a sentence before but this instance has now made the concept *exceedingly* crystal clear in my mind.

“loudly and wetly“ *shudders*

My cat comes in my room, just to clean himself, as I’m going to sleep. He’s so damn loud, and I’m going to be reminded of this post from now on...

Tried to explain why I laughed so hard. ‘Old man eating chili’ was the only thing that could be reproduced from my story. So now there’s another one convinced of me being totally crazy.