I have a tradition where me and my cousins cause craploads of trouble. We will press all the buttons in the elevator when we get off, we'll be annoying at breakfast, and, once, I took the dare of my life I got a phone book and waited until 9:30 and then called a number on the list the persons name was Gary and I said"hi Gary meet me at the airport tomorrow I will be in a full black suit with briefcase and if you don't come just think of how you always wanted to be on the news."
I tried the elevator joke once and a dude and his son got stuck on it, every floor it'd open for a second and he'd yell at me about how he would catch me and it continued for like 7 floors. Best vacation ever.
Ya know, believe it or not, not all kids are a bunch of iPhone addicted yolo swag losers? I like the Internet ad videogames, but if I get to go somewhere cool they're the last thing on my mind. And I'm 13.
Sorry