How people on FunSubstance will react

i remember once, a long time ago, i was sleeping, put my shorts on, yes i sleep naked, went to the bathroom to take a dump. as my sleepy eyes woke up, i saw a huntsmen spider in the crotch of my shorts, as IN the crotch, this big fker was next to, if not on my junk. i panic, shit myself, literally, ripped them off, folded them, stomped on them. and i was naked again, had to sneak back to my room, with my shorts in front of me with the carcus of the spider in them. i threw them away. but now i always check

I would do this though

Simply burning the house will not do...

I just got home to see a spider Web going to the roof with baby spiders on it

Am I the only one wondering what the hell's up with the guy's face?

Once, in my study behind my book rack there was a huge spider and I started screaming (I was 7) and my dad took a broom and started hitting the spider and its leg fell off. Scariest day of my life.