This seems interesting

I do so love Italian boots. They have the ability to keep weather and fluids outside without losing their sheen or luster. And they keep everything inside warm and comfortable.

sometimes they can cause blisters though :/

Well you just have to apply the right lotion after wearing them.

ok now I don't know where this analogy is going. My blister analogy was about volcanoes and geysers... and the Oracle.