I enjoy it when I get carded, they see my age and are like "holy shit no waaaayyyy no wayyy no wayyyyy". Apparently my smoking, boozing and once a year-ish shrooming has caused some sort of inverse preservation and I still look like I'm 20.
Or George Clooney is my real father and my mom has been lying for nearly 30 years.
Or George Clooney is my real father and my mom has been lying for nearly 30 years.