Spoilt for choice

Oi mate you cheeky bugger you forgot the cheese on toast

Spam? Baked beans and Spam?

beans on beans

So what if we have more pedophilia, gang rape and beheadings; have you tried the kebab?!

Oh yes! Let's have a range of different foods!
Nah, it's ok, go ahead and rape my daughters, suborn my laws, smash my society, destroy my culture, and blame me for it - but really, look, different foods!!