True though

...And you can reverse it all with a calm, cool ctrl-z

Select image, right click, wrap text, and select for the image to be in front of the text. Then just edit for paragraphs accordingly. Has helped me loads of time at work, hope it can assist too :)

Use MS Publisher. Much better than Word for that type of stuff

Libre express ftw (although it has some of the same problems, but hey it's free)
Or Google docs (I use that on my tablet)
Also the stock market joke is especially fitting now, damn

Which is why I use LaTeX, in which everything is positioned within one tenth of the wavelength of visible light.