Majestic boi

‘There are two roads before you and I alone know the safe path to the peak. Choose correctly and I shall escort you to the mountaintop free from harm. Choose incorrectly and you must continue alone on that treacherous path from which no man has ever returned. To turn back now will only lead to your certain demise. So answer me, Hoo Man Made of Wind, Water and Dust - which path do you choose?’

I want to pet it