afraid

exactly! I gotta find who makes them!

Sleep with a skeleton....uhm...that can mean something else entirely.
Lol. Big feet= a tall person?

I'm looking to become bigfoot. I'm looking for him in the wild, and in order to find a bigfoot, you gotta BE a bigfoot.
Also eddy does not sleep with me, we are in opposite corners of the room, 5 feet apart bc we're not gay exceptimbibutiminarelationshipeithrightnowsononeofmeforyoueddy

I heard Bigfoot met some lady and moved out of the woods to live with her. He now has a daughter named Tinyfoot. That‘s why people can‘t seem to find him. 10 feet is much better if you‘re trying to make your gf sure you‘re not cheating. Eddy doesn‘t mind.

Well if hes 10 feet away then I'll have to shout across the room to talk to him

Eddy doesn‘t mind

I do

Eddy doesn‘t care if you do

Stop talking like you know my skeleton, hes MY skeleton

Grim didn‘t tell you? Eddy and I have been talking behind your back. He‘s thinking of moving out

He has no muscles to move with though

I‘d have to carry him

Dont you lay a finger on him

Why!? :(

Hes MY boner

Don‘t try to flatter Eddy

I forbid you two from seeing each other ever again

You can‘t do that!!

Oh yes I can!

We‘ll run away

Not if I chain one of you to the floor

I‘ll call the Police

I AM THE POLICE

You can‘t break us apart

Yes I can

I won‘t let you

I wont let you either

Eddy is a grown man. He can make his own decisions

As long as they dont involve you he can

So I‘m the problem?

Yes

Why?

You're a bad influence

How?

He started doing drugs ever since he met you

It can‘t be me. I don‘t do drugs. It must be because of you. You‘re always controlling him and now he wants to rebel

Why did he start immediately when he met you then

Because when I came along you tried to kick me out. He‘s trying to get on your nerves

The only person on my nerves is
*flips hair dramatically*
YOOOOOOUUUU!

Why can‘t you just be happy for us?

Hes not ready to be out exploring the world yet. I still have to prepare him for things to come

That‘s why he‘s doing drugs. You don‘t let him have a life

Hes not ready yet. He needs more training

How do you know that? He never got the chance to be himself

We went out for a test ride one time, and he failed

I‘ll teach him

How can I trust you?

I am your assistant surgeon

I dont know your personal life though

I‘m a great person.You can tell O:)

All I can see is 3:)

I‘ve always been kind to you

But how can I know that you can be trusted irl?

You can‘t. You‘d have to trust me. If it doesn‘t work out, I‘ll go

*sighs* ok then.
*goes into the back room and talks to eddy*
Ok, you guys can hang out again

Finally!
Eddy get your bags!

*places my hand on your shoulder*
You take good care of him, ok?

Can‘t tell if that‘s a threat or not.
Ok, dr.

Ok. I'll see you guys later then
*waves goodbye*

Or not...

Or not?

Yes. What if we permanently move away?

Then you'll have to text me often

Eddy thinks we should move on from you. Sorry

Ok you're getting out of hand

No. It‘s Eddy‘s decision

If that's how he feels then maybe I WONT let him out

He‘s already out

Well then I'm gonna blame you for letting eddy get away

Eddy is a man. He won‘t let anyone hold him down. You let him slip away

Because you convinced me to let him go

I‘m sure Eddy will be back when he‘s ready. He wants me to tell you that he borrowed your credit card

*cancels that credit card*

He has your car too

*cancels my car*

What? How?

Magic

Eddy says you‘re a boneless coward

Tell eddy hes a brainless buttmuncher

He says you have no balls

Neither does he

He says you should fight him

He wouldnt fight me; he doesnt have the guts!

He says he bought a pair of brass knuckles for it

How did he get those

With your money

He didnt get any of my money though

He took it from a bag under your bed

I never had a bag under my bed

Then who had it?

Maybe eddy saved it up this whole time?

He said it wasn‘t his money. How did it get there?

Maybe a leprechaun left it there?

It must have been intended for you and Eddy took it

I guess he got to it first

He‘s living the life

Good for him

Do you miss him?

A lil bit

I think he misses you too

What's he doing right now?

He donated your sweaters to charity

Well at least that's nice of him

He got you a gift basket too He specifically said I shoukd let you know that he got you bleach too

Awww... that's my favourite...

He got strawberry bathbombs too. Do you like that?

Maybe...

Would you like a fruit salad too?

No thank you actually

What about a foot scrub?

I like those

A massage too?

I like those

What about a hair cut?

My hair is fine, thank you very much

A shave?

I just shaved

What about some chicken wings?

I like those.
...what were we talking about again?

You missing Eddy

Oh yeah

He got a job

What's he doing?

He is a dentist

Oh wow! How good is he?

He gave Old lady Molly a new set of teeth

Damn! That's good!

He says he would fix your teeth for a 70% discount

but my teeth are fine...

He will be the judge of that

Ok then...
*opens my mouth*

Come see, Ed
“Hmm. Your teeth look alright, but they need to be whitened“