When I was in highschool I got suspended for a day because I had a bag of catnip in my backpack, and one of my teachers saw it and thought it was a bag of weed. The office officials didn't even smell it, they just took the bag, told me to sit down and be quiet, and called my mom. So, my mom got there and I told her "it's a bag of f*ing catnip". She and the principal went back and forth for a minute, then they pulled out the bag, inspected it further, and saw that it was indeed catnip. I felt smug as a bug when they had to apologize to me AND I got the rest of the day off school
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