Whaaaaaaaat?

I demand to see proof! *slams fist on table* *immediately regrets this because said fist is now covered in puke*

Your fist is covered in ‘proof‘

Damnit... you win this time avi...

Thank you :)

Buh...buh...I‘m innocent

That's what the government wants you to think

:O
So we are all criminals?

Don't say that out loud! They'll be after you now, just you wait

I‘ll be waiting

WEE WOO WEE WOO
POLICE, OPEN UP!

*opens up*

@aviva : "Well I think the reason I've been so distant lately is... and it all started back when.... you know my fish never really did care... and that's probably why I hate it when ...."

Ha! Jokes on you! I never had a fish lol
Distant?
@cotten_eyed_joe Will your special Police want to hear me open up?

(police) Yes

I know where cotten_eyed_joe is hiding the drugs!!

HEY. WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT AVIVA. (whispers) just because I shared with you doesnt mean you can play me like this..

Oops!
(Police) We have a warrant to search your house, cotten

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

“How come? Is there something you are trying to hide, Mr. cotten?“

*saves Mr. Cotten by viciously creating chaos like just cats can*

“I believe your cats hide your weed, Mr. Cotten“

*flees unsteadily with last blunt, still lit*

*chases with pepper spray*

NOOOOOOOOO! MY END IS NEIGH!

NOOOOOOOO NOT MY WEED KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm tryna save you Mr. Cotten!
`
I mean.. mrow?

Wait........

“Mr. Cotten, did you just confess to having weed?“

I did not. In fact, I confessed that @catfluff has the weed!!

“Mr Cotten, ‘NOOOOOOOO NOT MY WEED
KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!‘ tells us it belongs to you“

Actually, weed is legal in @catfluff's country.

Well... You see... uh... (runs away)

*chases with bat*

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH (keeps running)

*stops* *turns around* *throws a joint at your face* Ha! *continues to run*

*pulls out gun*

Oh "shoot"... HA *pulls out a tommy gun* Got a trick up my sleeve like Christopher Reeve!

“We have you surrounded“

But why? I'll share

I thought you loved me @aviva. All those nights we've spent together, all the dinners, all of that, for what? To expose me for my devils lettuce?

Nights we‘ve spent together? lol

You don't even remember??? I loved you @aviva!

You called the cops on me, and your weed was preventing us from being together

Oof, household disputes. I'll just sit in the corner and observe until food is presented *innocently cleans face with paws*

I didn't call the cops! That was @catfluff! And how was my weed preventing us? You were the one who suggested it the first night, and since then, that's all we've done together. I've got good shit. You even told me that

Stop lying. I never suggested weed. I don‘t even smoke. Are you sure it wasn‘t Lily you were doing drugs with? I know you have another woman! (lol). You don‘t love me anymore!

I would never cheat on you with Lily!!! You're my baby!! Lily can go fuck herself. She looks like a failed proactive experiment

And what kind of weed are you talking about? I'm talking about weed killer. The house has weeds all over it

Gotta keep that catnip free from weeds

Exactly

Then who would you cheat on me with!? (lol xD). I was talking about your marijuana.

@savage_demmigod Can you believe what Cotten did to me?

I would never cheat on you @aviva! I love you!! And I don't have marijuana. Marijuana is bad

Outrageous! How could you?!

I didn't!!

@aviva, please believe me babygirl, I love you

Oh, fare enough

Please @aviva. I love you with all of my heart and some change

@aviva?

@savage_demmigod Should I forgive him?

*kinda just sits there, hoping @savage_demmigod says yes*

She hasn‘t said anything, Cotten

I noticed..

Do you forgive me? Even though I haven't done anything?

I forgive you, for now

Yayyyyy!!!!! I love youuuuuuu!!!!!! But what do you mean for now??

Till Savage says I shouldn‘t

Wow

Why?

Why what?

Why “Wow?“

Youre gonna let @savage_demmigod decide whether we stay one or split to two?

Maybe or maybe not

@aviva, what did I ever do to you, my love?

Weeds

Hey. I was trying to kill the weeds, because they made the house look ugly. I was trying to help. You thought it was marijuana

Then why are the cops after you?

@catfluff had it mixed up with marijuana, so the cops were called

That makes sense

Hot damn, I seem to have missed a lot. Hmm I'm afraid that this is not my battle to fight
This between the two of you and... well
I trust you to make the best decision for yourself

@savage_demmigod Noted. I just found out we were dating today lol

At least they make good memes?

That‘s what @cotten_eyed_joe brought to the “relationship“

Wait what?

What did I miss?

What about a relationship?

WAT?

We were saying you brought memes to the relationship

Oh, yeah

Yup

So how are you doing? Since I guess we're in a relationship? ¯\_(._.)_/¯

I‘m doing good. Don‘t look at me, I had no idea we were in a “relationship“ till you told me lol

Tbh I didn't either

So should we “break up?“ lol

If you want to lol

That‘s for you to decide

Well, we're still in a relationship, so it's for both of us to decide

I‘ll ask dr on the chat thread what he thinks lol

Okay lol

Yeah! You made iiittt!!!

You guys are fantastic, thanks a lot! My memes may not be the greatest, but hey, people like them. So that works

Not... not the greatest?! Bitch really? Who started that building meme? YOU DID! Who started this cat meme and got it to the Pop page?! You, motherfucka!
Your memes are fantastic, don't sell yourself short

Okay... lol

Too aggressive?

Lol no, it was more like "fine, you win" type of thing

Congrats @cotten_eyed_joe :D