I once woke up in a hospital after I had my stomach pumped and apparently I went stone cold after a frat party and just went frozen Han Solo into the sidewalk... backwards. I got checked out, took a nap, got on a bus, laughed at a still drunk homeless dude and ate a bunch of mac and cheese from KFC.
I have a few pictures from the party... but nobody has ever given me the full story. From what I've pieced together it involved my roommate and I drinking each other under the table with green apple "puckers", a hot tub, a gangbang, a whole sorority coming to get me, and then I had to swear off weed for a month to get into the frat. I didn't do that... I got stoned as fuck and watched Finding Nemo with my girl not 5 days after.
Talking to my mom from the hospital was.... hilarious.... the other sorority mother was known as "mama" so I'm sitting here going back and forth, still pretty fucked up, talking between mamas and I just said "fuck it". Good times :)
For the next 2 months I had... like... groupies.... it was strange. I think that was the gangbang... but idk.
Don't do drugs. Go to fucking class. I know what happened sounds awesome, but I got kicked out of my dorm and had to go back to Texas. I had a full ride.
Jesus.. all said, if you hadnt lost the university and the scholarship that sounds like my fucking dream. My life is so boring. All I've done is work, I want to do some wild crazy shit.
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I've been to the hospital twice to get watered, but only because my friends panicked, not because I actually needed it. It would've just had a wicked hangover.
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The sorority, gangbang, groupies and getting stoned with your girl sound like special highlights. Nothing I miss more than getting baked, ordering sushi and netflixing with my ex. Never in my life have I known such peace. I may never again.
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Cherish the memories bro. Believe me when I say there are people who would kill to be able to say they had similar.
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My new boss has been arrested 4 times. He started our his "career in sales" dealing coke, heroin, and meth for the triads. He's squeaky clean now, and absolute MONSTER performer. And now he's my mentor.
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We were joking about our past and making mistakes, and he mentioned how this is way behind him because he thought I was asking and talking about his past in a judgmental way and I had to cut him off and correct him and tell him that I wasn't, and that I wished I had a story like that. My biggest mistake is probably totalling a brand new mustang..
“All I can say is that you‘re now jobless, Steve“
I have a few pictures from the party... but nobody has ever given me the full story. From what I've pieced together it involved my roommate and I drinking each other under the table with green apple "puckers", a hot tub, a gangbang, a whole sorority coming to get me, and then I had to swear off weed for a month to get into the frat. I didn't do that... I got stoned as fuck and watched Finding Nemo with my girl not 5 days after.
Talking to my mom from the hospital was.... hilarious.... the other sorority mother was known as "mama" so I'm sitting here going back and forth, still pretty fucked up, talking between mamas and I just said "fuck it". Good times :)
Don't do drugs. Go to fucking class. I know what happened sounds awesome, but I got kicked out of my dorm and had to go back to Texas. I had a full ride.
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I've been to the hospital twice to get watered, but only because my friends panicked, not because I actually needed it. It would've just had a wicked hangover.
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The sorority, gangbang, groupies and getting stoned with your girl sound like special highlights. Nothing I miss more than getting baked, ordering sushi and netflixing with my ex. Never in my life have I known such peace. I may never again.
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Cherish the memories bro. Believe me when I say there are people who would kill to be able to say they had similar.
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We were joking about our past and making mistakes, and he mentioned how this is way behind him because he thought I was asking and talking about his past in a judgmental way and I had to cut him off and correct him and tell him that I wasn't, and that I wished I had a story like that. My biggest mistake is probably totalling a brand new mustang..