My Dad told me of a criminal he had to deal with in jail when he was a cop. The guy was brought in for making meth. Not selling no this idiot was making it just for himself.
Well that is isn't the dumb part.
So they were going to take him to county lock up the next day. So he decided time to snap my finger in two. So he looks DEAD ON AT MY DAD and says cop my finger is broke I need to go to the hospital. Than behind his back snaps his finger. The man had bone sticking out. My Dad heard the crack. My Dad been in multiple crashes and had 2 legs broken. But he nearly threw up seeing and hearing this guy do this.
They take him to the hospital and they fix him up. The guy says he needs to go to the bathroom. They let him go in. Few seconds and they check on him. No answer they bust in just in time to see him place the ceiling tile back. So they get the hospital surrounded looking for the guy. My Dad was so fucking smart I swear. They couldn't find him for a good 3 hours so he tells them.
Make an announcement on the PA that they think he escaped the hospital so all is clear.
They do. My Dad waits by the bathroom door. About 30 minutes go by and the fucking idiot climbs out of the ceiling and steps out of the bathroom. My Dad puts a.gun to his back and ask "Did you remember to wash your hands?"
Lmfao
Well that is isn't the dumb part.
So they were going to take him to county lock up the next day. So he decided time to snap my finger in two. So he looks DEAD ON AT MY DAD and says cop my finger is broke I need to go to the hospital. Than behind his back snaps his finger. The man had bone sticking out. My Dad heard the crack. My Dad been in multiple crashes and had 2 legs broken. But he nearly threw up seeing and hearing this guy do this.
They take him to the hospital and they fix him up. The guy says he needs to go to the bathroom. They let him go in. Few seconds and they check on him. No answer they bust in just in time to see him place the ceiling tile back. So they get the hospital surrounded looking for the guy. My Dad was so fucking smart I swear. They couldn't find him for a good 3 hours so he tells them.
They do. My Dad waits by the bathroom door. About 30 minutes go by and the fucking idiot climbs out of the ceiling and steps out of the bathroom. My Dad puts a.gun to his back and ask "Did you remember to wash your hands?"
Lmfao