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Chef the retired military dog experiences his first kitten. (Real life Brutus and Pixie?)

VIDEO 6 years ago by xvarnah · 358 Likes · 16 comments · Popular
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aviva · 6 years ago
@xvarnah THANK YOUUUU! :D
deleted · 6 years ago
Where was my tag?! This was amazing
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aviva · 6 years ago
@shikharizard (<---there‘s your tag :) ) She tagged me because she said I was like Pixie
deleted · 6 years ago
@Aviva And I'm like Brutus! This is unacceptable
aviva · 6 years ago
@Shikharizard You‘re doing a terrible job protecting me. You keep trying to spill your corruption on me
deleted · 6 years ago
@Aviva Hahaha, I have never claimed to be your protector. That's the reaper's job. With that being said, I don't know how me being Brutus is corrupting of you
xvarnah · 6 years ago
I really want to see a grim reaper cameo in that comic now
deleted · 6 years ago
OH, I just understood this. There’s a series and Brutus protects Pixie. Now I get it. So yeah, I am Brutus, but with like a dark side that likes to teach you life lessons.
xvarnah · 6 years ago
Haha I don't think you'd be Brutus in the comics. Brutus smashes a flatscreen TV so pixie won't see nightmare on elm street. You'd be there like "life lesson time!"
deleted · 6 years ago
Not so. I don't believe in intentional emotional trauma, but I do believe in "the world is a hard place- life lesson time!". Dw, give it some time, then you'll understand the intricacies to my tough love mentality haha
aviva · 6 years ago
You‘re the opposite of Brutus, @Shikharizard . You‘re “Suturb, the bad apple“
xvarnah · 6 years ago
He's not a bad apple. He's more likely to be the apple that fell down on newton's head. Yeah, Newton got banged up a little, but he also discovered gravity
deleted · 6 years ago
@Aviva
*Gasps*
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*Cries*
deleted · 6 years ago
@Aviva Jokes aside, I would say you've misjudged me but I suppose that's ultimately my fault. I'm much more like Brutus than you'd imagine. I have my fair share of scars, and I don't have time for losers, but I'm a fierce and loyal friend.
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If you're worth it, you being the figurative second person... if someone is worth it, I would without hesitation, take a nuke to the chest to spare them from a papercut. My standards are high, and I expect loyalty in return. I've been unfortunate in finding very few friends or girlfriends who met the standard, but when people have, I was prepared to protect selflessly.
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With that said, I don't believe in sugarcoating things, or maintaining someone's innocence for the sake of innocence. I believe that's dishonest, and actually doing someone a disservice to pretend the world isn't how it really is- hence my willingness to corrupt. Your boyfriend is doing a great job of watching out for you though. I hope you know how lucky you are ;)
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aviva · 6 years ago
@Shikharizard I said you‘re the opposite of Brutus because you‘re the one trying to corrupt Pixie, and not becauseI think you haven‘t been through a lot. I said you were a bad apple because of the same reason of you trying to corrupt me. I‘m sorry it came it wrong.
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How can I not be worth it? *sad puppy dog eyes* (lol). And I understand what you mean. I have the urge to poke you with a stick till you decide to release what‘s eating you up.
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I‘ve seen a lot of messed up things. I really don‘t attach thoughts to them because I want a clean mind. I may not get dirty jokes and comments, but I know when something‘s a bit off. And can you not? lol
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