Facts

Did you know—the reason why we bury people is because they still clap and it gets really annoying.

I disagree with that. I don't think it can be considered clapping if the interval grows longer than 3 seconds. If you have spent minutes without clapping no rational person would consider you to still be in the process of clapping

That could literally be said about anything. You’re always eating, the time between bites is sometimes just really long. You’re always walking, it’s just that sometimes you go longer between steps. And sometimes you lay down and nap in the middle of your walk.