Smart man 3 comments
paleprincess
· 18 weeks ago
I mean, that or he has no wife and texts this to random numbers when he’s bored just to freak out strangers
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Girlfriend tried to claim a salad in the fridge 2 comments
paleprincess
· 24 weeks ago
Who just leaves an uncover salad sitting in the fridge?
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Two words 7 comments
paleprincess
· 27 weeks ago
Y’all, he’s an anti-vaxxer There has literally never been a worse time to support an anti-vaxxer for president.
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Civilian Crown Vics should be banned 5 comments
paleprincess
· 33 weeks ago
And maybe don’t drive seatbeltless while drinking liquids AND taking pictures on your cellphone?
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Animals, deciphered 10 comments
paleprincess
· 33 weeks ago
From birdandmoon. com. It drives my crazy when things like this are posted with the signature/attribution cropped out.
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Where are my pineapple and ham pizza loving people? 23 comments
paleprincess
· 33 weeks ago
This comment weirdly just makes me vaguely jealous of you for getting to hate something so universally hated. I hate hamburgers; I get a bit less universal support for this hate.
Rosa Diaz vs Amy Santiago 6 comments
The ultimate weapon 10 comments
#faketextsfrommom 1 comments
paleprincess
· 33 weeks ago
I mean, I absolutely do this all the time, but I realize it before I send it and include acknowledgment of the silliness. I’m a caretaker for an awesome (but excitable) guy with special needs so I’ve voiced plenty of texts like “ Hi! What are we excuse me goose stop pulling my hair that is not a cool friend move you are not being a cool friend”
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100% success rate 13 comments
paleprincess
· 34 weeks ago
Weirdly enough, “Shot Through the Heart” totally is also a song by Bon Jovi but absolutely is not the one anyone was thinking of.
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Move on up and make what you love a career 4 comments
paleprincess
· 34 weeks ago
They’re called 1UP Tattoo Studios and seem to be doing fine. And yes, everything is back open in Texas.
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Epic right there 6 comments
paleprincess
· 38 weeks ago
When asked if there might be a reboot, writer/producer Bob Gale said, “You know, you don’t sell your kids into prostitution.” So I think that means... no.
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Bragging about owning a waterbed without financing and writing LOSER on his players 7 comments
paleprincess
· 39 weeks ago
It absolutely is. His most recent tweet: “We need to eliminate voting altogether. As a youth football coaching legend, I forbid my players or their parents from voting so they can focus on football. No one ever won a championship ring standing in a voting booth looking like a dumbass.”
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Relatable 9 comments
paleprincess
· 40 weeks ago
I fully agree with this. I’m in an industry now that give PTO and encourages you to call in when you need to, but it’s a whole different world in the restaurant industry. I know someone who faked sick to go to a funeral because they were scared that if they actually tried to switch shifts beforehand and couldn’t, they would get caught “faking sick” and would get in trouble. It’s a different environment and people should understand that.
Savannah Cats are amazing 8 comments
Lighting Quality: Low / shaders : Off 6 comments
paleprincess
· 41 weeks ago
My guess is that you’re looking at the shadow of the roof overhang, not of the building itself.
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Nice try, but no 15 comments
paleprincess
· 44 weeks ago
I loved it as a kid so I now find it, if not good, massively nostalgic.
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Everytime this happens 6 comments
paleprincess
· 49 weeks ago
I don’t disagree with your political views, but none of that is how jokes work...
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1. You didn’t notice the difference between cats. Even from the pic I can tell 2 have beige faces with brown noses, 1 has a brown face and a beige nose, and one has a totally brown face. How did you consistently miss this for 5 years
2. You hung out at this dude’s house for 5 years and NEVER ASKED HIS WHAT HIS CAT’S NAME WAS?