Nora Morrison

paleprincess


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Should be allowed on the counter 6 comments
paleprincess · 23 weeks ago
You make no money. You have never once paid rent. You do not get to determine where you should be allowed.
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Be happy with them. 8 comments
paleprincess · 26 weeks ago
My grandma’s (absolute godsend) memory care place had the slogan “Join their Journey”. It was all about meeting them where they were and letting them live rich, fun lives, regardless of if the details of those lives were entirely current.
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Fight the cancel culture! 12 comments
paleprincess · 27 weeks ago
Those were easy, but I’ve found some are actually quite difficult to find a reason for. A school district near me was trying to ban Moxie (a book about girls protesting sexism and sexual assault in their school) and no one really bothered to give a reason at all.
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Good advice 10 comments
paleprincess · 36 weeks ago
That’s what I was thinking. I can show respect to someone without having respect for them. Showing respect is essentially the same as being polite or kind.
Sweet child of no school 2 comments
paleprincess · 36 weeks ago
My favorite moment working elementary car line was when a kindergartner yelled at his mom “I just don’t understand why you had to sign me up for school!”
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Differences people, differences 4 comments
paleprincess · 1 year ago
*waits patiently for you to realize that person was you*
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“Are You Pissed?” Advertisement found in Los Angeles 1 comments
paleprincess · 1 year ago
I know his son Henry’s band!! They’re called THUMP now and they’re the kind of weird that makes me not so surprised that one of them has this guy for a dad.
There's no rule AGAINST wearing a mask 2 comments
paleprincess · 1 year ago
Because I live in a state with less than a 40% vaccination rate and I’m convinced everyone who’s not a wearing a mask is just pretending they’ve been vaccinated and I don’t want people to think that about me. But that’s just me and my panic brain talking.
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Why not upgrade to an air conditioner instead? 2 comments
paleprincess · 1 year ago
As long as you realize this argument is “things are expensive, why not steal stuff instead?”
Had this saved for years. Every now and again I see it and it makes me laugh 1 comments
paleprincess · 1 year ago
Excuse me while I gender stereotype, but this seems like the most boy thing ever. As a girl I just can’t imagine that:
1. You didn’t notice the difference between cats. Even from the pic I can tell 2 have beige faces with brown noses, 1 has a brown face and a beige nose, and one has a totally brown face. How did you consistently miss this for 5 years
2. You hung out at this dude’s house for 5 years and NEVER ASKED HIS WHAT HIS CAT’S NAME WAS?
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Smart man 3 comments
paleprincess · 1 year ago
I mean, that or he has no wife and texts this to random numbers when he’s bored just to freak out strangers
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Girlfriend tried to claim a salad in the fridge 2 comments
paleprincess · 2 years ago
Who just leaves an uncover salad sitting in the fridge?
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Two words 7 comments
paleprincess · 2 years ago
Y’all, he’s an anti-vaxxer There has literally never been a worse time to support an anti-vaxxer for president.
Be kind to yourself 2 comments
paleprincess · 2 years ago
The life mantra we all need.
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Civilian Crown Vics should be banned 5 comments
paleprincess · 2 years ago
And maybe don’t drive seatbeltless while drinking liquids AND taking pictures on your cellphone?
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Animals, deciphered 10 comments
paleprincess · 2 years ago
From birdandmoon. com. It drives my crazy when things like this are posted with the signature/attribution cropped out.
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Where are my pineapple and ham pizza loving people? 23 comments
paleprincess · 2 years ago
This comment weirdly just makes me vaguely jealous of you for getting to hate something so universally hated. I hate hamburgers; I get a bit less universal support for this hate.
*laughs in pirate* But is this meme actually accurate? 4 comments
paleprincess · 2 years ago
It’s slightly more work, but crime very often is.
Rosa Diaz vs Amy Santiago 6 comments
paleprincess · 2 years ago
Rosa Diaz vs Stephanie Beatriz (the actress who plays her)
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The ultimate weapon 10 comments
paleprincess · 2 years ago
That absolutely depends on the teacher, though.
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#faketextsfrommom 1 comments
paleprincess · 2 years ago
I mean, I absolutely do this all the time, but I realize it before I send it and include acknowledgment of the silliness. I’m a caretaker for an awesome (but excitable) guy with special needs so I’ve voiced plenty of texts like “ Hi! What are we excuse me goose stop pulling my hair that is not a cool friend move you are not being a cool friend”
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100% success rate 13 comments
paleprincess · 2 years ago
Weirdly enough, “Shot Through the Heart” totally is also a song by Bon Jovi but absolutely is not the one anyone was thinking of.
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Move on up and make what you love a career 4 comments
paleprincess · 2 years ago
They’re called 1UP Tattoo Studios and seem to be doing fine. And yes, everything is back open in Texas.
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Epic right there 6 comments
paleprincess · 2 years ago
When asked if there might be a reboot, writer/producer Bob Gale said, “You know, you don’t sell your kids into prostitution.” So I think that means... no.
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Bragging about owning a waterbed without financing and writing LOSER on his players 7 comments
paleprincess · 2 years ago
It absolutely is. His most recent tweet: “We need to eliminate voting altogether. As a youth football coaching legend, I forbid my players or their parents from voting so they can focus on football. No one ever won a championship ring standing in a voting booth looking like a dumbass.”
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