You make no money. You have never once paid rent. You do not get to determine where you should be allowed.

My grandma’s (absolute godsend) memory care place had the slogan “Join their Journey”. It was all about meeting them where they were and letting them live rich, fun lives, regardless of if the details of those lives were entirely current.

My favorite moment working elementary car line was when a kindergartner yelled at his mom “I just don’t understand why you had to sign me up for school!”

I know his son Henry’s band!! They’re called THUMP now and they’re the kind of weird that makes me not so surprised that one of them has this guy for a dad.

Because I live in a state with less than a 40% vaccination rate and I’m convinced everyone who’s not a wearing a mask is just pretending they’ve been vaccinated and I don’t want people to think that about me. But that’s just me and my panic brain talking.

As long as you realize this argument is “things are expensive, why not steal stuff instead?”

Excuse me while I gender stereotype, but this seems like the most boy thing ever. As a girl I just can’t imagine that:
1. You didn’t notice the difference between cats. Even from the pic I can tell 2 have beige faces with brown noses, 1 has a brown face and a beige nose, and one has a totally brown face. How did you consistently miss this for 5 years
2. You hung out at this dude’s house for 5 years and NEVER ASKED HIS WHAT HIS CAT’S NAME WAS?

Who just leaves an uncover salad sitting in the fridge?

From birdandmoon. com. It drives my crazy when things like this are posted with the signature/attribution cropped out.

Rosa Diaz vs Stephanie Beatriz (the actress who plays her)

I mean, I absolutely do this all the time, but I realize it before I send it and include acknowledgment of the silliness. I’m a caretaker for an awesome (but excitable) guy with special needs so I’ve voiced plenty of texts like “ Hi! What are we excuse me goose stop pulling my hair that is not a cool friend move you are not being a cool friend”

When asked if there might be a reboot, writer/producer Bob Gale said, “You know, you don’t sell your kids into prostitution.” So I think that means... no.