Nora Morrison

paleprincess


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Not stealing, just good thinking 3 comments
paleprincess · 1 hour ago
There’s still a time of the week?
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Nice try, but no 15 comments
paleprincess · 2 weeks ago
I loved it as a kid so I now find it, if not good, massively nostalgic.
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Weirdest date ever 4 comments
paleprincess · 3 weeks ago
They’re all we have left where I live.
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Came across an old one I saved to my funny folder a good while back 1 comments
paleprincess · 3 weeks ago
The theme song? The melodica cover of the Jurassic Park theme.
Security 101 3 comments
paleprincess · 3 weeks ago
No no, it’s safer now. Now it’s password2.
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Cats are wise 5 comments
paleprincess · 3 weeks ago
Want something? Scream until it’s yours.
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Everytime this happens 6 comments
paleprincess · 7 weeks ago
I don’t disagree with your political views, but none of that is how jokes work...
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Not like other girls 1 comments
paleprincess · 7 weeks ago
Not fully immune, it’s much rarer for possums to get rabies. Just so that if you ever see a rabid looking possum you don’t think “But funsubstance said they can’t have rabies! I should pet it.”
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Change in action 31 comments
paleprincess · 7 weeks ago
To everyone mad at the reporter for being uninformed- Andy Murray is absolutely the first person to win two INDIVIDUAL Olympic gold medals. They missed a word in the question, but they weren’t as uninformed as people are thinking.
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That's some career goals right there 2 comments
paleprincess · 7 weeks ago
He had to pay back one year’s salary. The best part, though, is that after an investigation, they found out that he’d been gone from work for AT LEAST 6 years, but it could have been as long as 14 years.
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HIMYM metric system meme 3 comments
paleprincess · 11 weeks ago
Amazed that you’re willing to call a time in which you watched the God forsaken end of this show as ”the good old days”
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No amount of money can buy you class 10 comments
paleprincess · 11 weeks ago
Looks like he’s using his hands to walk/run and his torso to kick. Pretty boss. (And still within rules that way since he wouldn’t need to touch the ball with his hands)
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Nice 16 comments
paleprincess · 11 weeks ago
True. Let’s all pretend I live there. Thank you.
Nice 16 comments
paleprincess · 11 weeks ago
Ha! Sorry! I somehow did an ok job of reading the post but a terrible job of reading comments. I don’t even have the 2am excuse.
Nice 16 comments
paleprincess · 11 weeks ago
*less than half of what was expected for the opening weekend. Not for the entire movie.
I sleep as #3 or #2 15 comments
paleprincess · 11 weeks ago
Because you’re a good, respectable boy, of course.
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No amount of money can buy you class 10 comments
paleprincess · 11 weeks ago
I see your point, but I know Mayweather, at least, is not known for his charitable demeanor (I looked up “Mayweather Charity” just to make sure I wasn’t gossiping without backing, and the first two were of a charity under his name, but the third was an article titled “Floyd Mayweather Shuns Charitable Giving, Says He Makes Money For Himself”. In it he says he particularly doesn’t give to Africa because “what has Africa come and gave to my children and to my family?” Which is so not the point of charity.)
SO TLDR: It’s not fair to judge someone rich for spending money selfishly once, but if that’s all they’re in the news doing, maybe it’s okay to praise someone else over them.
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To be honest, I am starting to become like this myself 6 comments
paleprincess · 12 weeks ago
As someone who’s missed a flight, just go ahead and leave 7 hours early.
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Please don't be the type of person to say or tell your children that this is okay 4 comments
paleprincess · 12 weeks ago
Aw hell no. I work as a caretaker for a guy with profound special needs, so every day is the sort of wild experience you’d expect to have if you took a 200 pound 1 year old on adventures, and we have NEVER left a theater like this. If we can clean up after ourselves, so can everybody else.
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That karen haircut is on point 2 comments
paleprincess · 13 weeks ago
The guy who started the whole thing ADMITTED HE WAS LYING AND LOST HIS MEDICAL LICENSE. Doesn’t matter.
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relatable 2 comments
paleprincess · 15 weeks ago
The tragic moment when it finally happens but she’s smart enough to know that peeing on a jellyfish sting is a fake cure.
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Pukicho, the great one. 3 comments
paleprincess · 17 weeks ago
Fantastic point. I would also argue that the salary they listed for a doctor is fairly low (avg. for the lowest paid specialty is closer to $200k) and that a doctor who was in the top of their field and concerned with money could choose a more lucrative specialty (neurosurgeons make more like $600k).
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Poor parker ¯\__/¯ 8 comments
paleprincess · 17 weeks ago
What makes you think his first name is not Ben/Benjamin?
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We just assume their voices 2 comments
paleprincess · 18 weeks ago
There was a study at UT that suggested that they may have made murmuring hooty noises with their mouths closed, like pigeons and ostriches. Partially based on the fact that birds evolved from dinos and don’t have vocal chords like we do.
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Cyborg clones - it's an epidemic 4 comments
paleprincess · 20 weeks ago
But that’s what inside jokes are for
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