Nora Morrison

paleprincess


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God' way to teach us math 3 comments
paleprincess · 3 days ago
*sticks one piece of pizza on top of another piece of pizza just to ruin your statement*
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And I'm ok with that 3 comments
paleprincess · 1 week ago
I used to feel this way until this one conversation I had in high school. I was talking to this one girl who I didn’t know really well, but who was in the same friend group as me (she was, in my eyes, one of the central members). I commented that I was kind of the outsider of the group, and she said that she’d always thought I was one of the central members, and that she’d considered herself a group outsider. The entire time, we’d each thought we were the outsider, when it turns out neither one of us really was.
TL;DR - We all feel like the outsider sometimes. There’s a good chance that’s at the same time that you’re feel long like an outsider, someone else in your group is feeling the exact same way about themselves.
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If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupit 3 comments
paleprincess · 4 weeks ago
Metal fork in a nonstick pan aaaaaaaah!
They probably should have used a different font 7 comments
paleprincess · 5 weeks ago
Ok, it either says Aunt or Cwnt (or possibly Gunt, after reading the comments). But if it's a C, the next letter has to be a w.
I made dis 2 comments
paleprincess · 5 weeks ago
Yeah, this is equivalent to Gucci selling over the shoulder purses and then charging an extra $500 for the strap.
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You can play ball with any animal 3 comments
paleprincess · 5 weeks ago
The octopus one is actually just a really, really good 3D animation by a guy named Thomas Marqué.
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This is sadly accurate 9 comments
paleprincess · 6 weeks ago
I noticed that your polite and reasonable comment had been downvoted and wanted to mention that I appreciated it. Thanks, @silvermyth.
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Seems fair enough 17 comments
paleprincess · 7 weeks ago
By that logic, every time someone says “go back where you came from” to a non-white individual, they are careful to first ask for proof of a green card.
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Logic is hard 6 comments
paleprincess · 8 weeks ago
If you have a table, and then make a second, identical table, are they the same table? No, of course not. That’s basically all this argument is.
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Yeah right 6 comments
paleprincess · 8 weeks ago
But also stay sensitive and don’t think that you can tell if someone has depression with a cursory glance. I hide my depression spirals pretty fabulously, and usually outwardly overcompensate for the internal disaster I’m dealing with. Just because someone seems ok doesn’t mean they’re lying about having depression.
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RealLee? 7 comments
paleprincess · 8 weeks ago
I have seen the musical 1776 too many times an was incapable of reading any of those names Normal lee.
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Dont be rude - LOL! 7 comments
paleprincess · 10 weeks ago
So... plus sized girls are allowed to do anything except go shopping with their thin friends? What an odd rule.
Everything's J E S U S in Texas 8 comments
paleprincess · 10 weeks ago
Yep, my white Christian mom in Texas has one, too.
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Schools these days smh 6 comments
paleprincess · 10 weeks ago
Except the colored pencil sharpener is nicer, so that’s certainly a nice change of pace.
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Purple cum! 74 comments
paleprincess · 11 weeks ago
Green tea...
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Gamers oppressed again 12 comments
paleprincess · 12 weeks ago
Or a 5th grade classroom after outdoor recess. You will believe in the power of deodorant immediately. And the power of open windows.
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For real - what are the chances lol? 11 comments
paleprincess · 12 weeks ago
So all of this is true except that the baby was born at 7-Eleven. Don’t know why you felt the need to Photoshop in that lie, the story was just fine without it.
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King Austin 4 comments
paleprincess · 13 weeks ago
Update: it’s near Houston. Because of course it is.
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King Austin 4 comments
paleprincess · 13 weeks ago
“A Texas lake”. WHAT TEXAS LAKE? THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME.
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Party games for the modern renaissance man 7 comments
paleprincess · 14 weeks ago
No, that’s mean to the bees. Make it wasps and then I’m on board.
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So happy 3 comments
paleprincess · 15 weeks ago
This seems like really good advice that I’ve already begun to follow.
Some of you might have seen these but some of you might have not. Some nice frogs 5 comments
paleprincess · 15 weeks ago
They’re very likely alive, but this is still a huge issue because photos like this are almost always staged (not nature photography like they seem) and involve messing with the animals and sometimes animal cruelty.
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/science/whimsical-wildlife-photography-isnt-seems
So happy 3 comments
paleprincess · 15 weeks ago
I’m in this photo and I don’t like it.
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Confused ill-fated scattered Woodpecker 5 comments
paleprincess · 15 weeks ago
Yes and no. Asking young elementary kids with developing table manners to sit for 30 minutes is already a lot.