I mean, that or he has no wife and texts this to random numbers when he’s bored just to freak out strangers

Y’all, he’s an anti-vaxxer There has literally never been a worse time to support an anti-vaxxer for president.

The life mantra we all need.

And maybe don’t drive seatbeltless while drinking liquids AND taking pictures on your cellphone?

This comment weirdly just makes me vaguely jealous of you for getting to hate something so universally hated. I hate hamburgers; I get a bit less universal support for this hate.

It’s slightly more work, but crime very often is.

That absolutely depends on the teacher, though.

Weirdly enough, “Shot Through the Heart” totally is also a song by Bon Jovi but absolutely is not the one anyone was thinking of.

They’re called 1UP Tattoo Studios and seem to be doing fine. And yes, everything is back open in Texas.

It absolutely is. His most recent tweet: “We need to eliminate voting altogether. As a youth football coaching legend, I forbid my players or their parents from voting so they can focus on football. No one ever won a championship ring standing in a voting booth looking like a dumbass.”

I fully agree with this. I’m in an industry now that give PTO and encourages you to call in when you need to, but it’s a whole different world in the restaurant industry. I know someone who faked sick to go to a funeral because they were scared that if they actually tried to switch shifts beforehand and couldn’t, they would get caught “faking sick” and would get in trouble. It’s a different environment and people should understand that.

Thanks. Came to comments to say this.

My guess is that you’re looking at the shadow of the roof overhang, not of the building itself.

They’re all we have left where I live.

No no, it’s safer now. Now it’s password2.

I don’t disagree with your political views, but none of that is how jokes work...