Nora Morrison

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Smart man 3 comments
paleprincess · 6 weeks ago
I mean, that or he has no wife and texts this to random numbers when he’s bored just to freak out strangers
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Girlfriend tried to claim a salad in the fridge 2 comments
paleprincess · 12 weeks ago
Who just leaves an uncover salad sitting in the fridge?
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Two words 7 comments
paleprincess · 15 weeks ago
Y’all, he’s an anti-vaxxer There has literally never been a worse time to support an anti-vaxxer for president.
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Be kind to yourself 2 comments
paleprincess · 17 weeks ago
The life mantra we all need.
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Civilian Crown Vics should be banned 5 comments
paleprincess · 20 weeks ago
And maybe don’t drive seatbeltless while drinking liquids AND taking pictures on your cellphone?
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Animals, deciphered 10 comments
paleprincess · 20 weeks ago
From birdandmoon. com. It drives my crazy when things like this are posted with the signature/attribution cropped out.
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Where are my pineapple and ham pizza loving people? 23 comments
paleprincess · 20 weeks ago
This comment weirdly just makes me vaguely jealous of you for getting to hate something so universally hated. I hate hamburgers; I get a bit less universal support for this hate.
*laughs in pirate* But is this meme actually accurate? 4 comments
paleprincess · 20 weeks ago
It’s slightly more work, but crime very often is.
Rosa Diaz vs Amy Santiago 6 comments
paleprincess · 21 weeks ago
Rosa Diaz vs Stephanie Beatriz (the actress who plays her)
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The ultimate weapon 10 comments
paleprincess · 21 weeks ago
That absolutely depends on the teacher, though.
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#faketextsfrommom 1 comments
paleprincess · 21 weeks ago
I mean, I absolutely do this all the time, but I realize it before I send it and include acknowledgment of the silliness. I’m a caretaker for an awesome (but excitable) guy with special needs so I’ve voiced plenty of texts like “ Hi! What are we excuse me goose stop pulling my hair that is not a cool friend move you are not being a cool friend”
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100% success rate 13 comments
paleprincess · 21 weeks ago
Weirdly enough, “Shot Through the Heart” totally is also a song by Bon Jovi but absolutely is not the one anyone was thinking of.
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Move on up and make what you love a career 4 comments
paleprincess · 21 weeks ago
They’re called 1UP Tattoo Studios and seem to be doing fine. And yes, everything is back open in Texas.
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Epic right there 6 comments
paleprincess · 26 weeks ago
When asked if there might be a reboot, writer/producer Bob Gale said, “You know, you don’t sell your kids into prostitution.” So I think that means... no.
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Bragging about owning a waterbed without financing and writing LOSER on his players 7 comments
paleprincess · 27 weeks ago
It absolutely is. His most recent tweet: “We need to eliminate voting altogether. As a youth football coaching legend, I forbid my players or their parents from voting so they can focus on football. No one ever won a championship ring standing in a voting booth looking like a dumbass.”
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Relatable 9 comments
paleprincess · 27 weeks ago
I fully agree with this. I’m in an industry now that give PTO and encourages you to call in when you need to, but it’s a whole different world in the restaurant industry. I know someone who faked sick to go to a funeral because they were scared that if they actually tried to switch shifts beforehand and couldn’t, they would get caught “faking sick” and would get in trouble. It’s a different environment and people should understand that.
Savannah Cats are amazing 8 comments
paleprincess · 28 weeks ago
Thanks. Came to comments to say this.
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Lighting Quality: Low / shaders : Off 6 comments
paleprincess · 29 weeks ago
My guess is that you’re looking at the shadow of the roof overhang, not of the building itself.
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Nice try, but no 15 comments
paleprincess · 32 weeks ago
I loved it as a kid so I now find it, if not good, massively nostalgic.
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Weirdest date ever 4 comments
paleprincess · 33 weeks ago
They’re all we have left where I live.
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Came across an old one I saved to my funny folder a good while back 1 comments
paleprincess · 33 weeks ago
The theme song? The melodica cover of the Jurassic Park theme.
Security 101 3 comments
paleprincess · 33 weeks ago
No no, it’s safer now. Now it’s password2.
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Cats are wise 5 comments
paleprincess · 33 weeks ago
Want something? Scream until it’s yours.
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Everytime this happens 6 comments
paleprincess · 36 weeks ago
I don’t disagree with your political views, but none of that is how jokes work...
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Not like other girls 1 comments
paleprincess · 36 weeks ago
Not fully immune, it’s much rarer for possums to get rabies. Just so that if you ever see a rabid looking possum you don’t think “But funsubstance said they can’t have rabies! I should pet it.”
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