Fluttering cute parched Crab

Oi mate, how’d you photograph my parents? This is literally them on Chrimbus. I’m calling the constables.

I always knew my x-mas presents my mom'd buy me before hand. I'd get home from school before she'd get home from work, so I'd search the house, find them, unwrap them and wrap them back up. I always got to open one on x-mas eve so I did this to know which one to open.