Yeah, let's just ignore that

Yeah often. It can be someone tripping, or spititng, or wiping their nose, whatevs. I also pretend I don't hear farting or stomach growling sounds. (Unless it's what I'd call a proud fart, then I high five them).

Yes and I take pictures/videos of it so when they're perfectly chill and content, I can show them and watch them die inside.

If you say no you're a liar.