One day after I did a shit ton of work around the house my husband asked me to go to the store with him so I did. I had no make up on and my hair was just in a bun because I was to tired to brush it.
When we got back in the car he says "when we were first going out you always did your hair and make-up but not anymore why not?"
I said "Well I was dating you trying to keep you but now we have been married for around 13 years. Besides we just got groceries it isn't like we went to dinner. And on that same note you used to try to look good as well. You even held in your farts." And right on cue he let a big one rip and said "You are right let's be gross together." I nearly barfed lol
When we got back in the car he says "when we were first going out you always did your hair and make-up but not anymore why not?"
I said "Well I was dating you trying to keep you but now we have been married for around 13 years. Besides we just got groceries it isn't like we went to dinner. And on that same note you used to try to look good as well. You even held in your farts." And right on cue he let a big one rip and said "You are right let's be gross together." I nearly barfed lol