Can someone make this into a thing?

Same with me and my sister

my older brother actually fell to the floor when she pointed to her husbands bones. after he got back up I said the part were they were wrapped in eggnog and he fell to the floor again.

We are now obligated to say "christmas attacks soon" instead of "christmas is coming"

if you remind me to, i will

she pointed to her husbands bones in the corner of the room, they are all giftwraped in eggnog