Ah the disrespect

Well time to write your own paper then! And whenever they display the whole article they'll see your name anyways. (Cordially, someone who isn't et al. ... but also went back to studying something else, aka the contrary of this post)

When you've been using a parametric test for the last year when you should have been using non-parametric and the deadline is in 12 days.

When your data analysis cimpletely contradicts your assumptions.