So #relateable

my wallet and keys never leave my jacket unless its being washed in which case they are directly moved to a difference jacket, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars

"wHERS MY pHONE?!?!?!" *I scream while holding my phone*

Pfft, I have an entire checklist when I leave the house that makes me look like I'm doing the macarena. Mainly because I refuse to carry a purse.