About that time of the year

Its warmer than yours... that's usually enough for Albertans to flip

Ehh I talk to people in California who tell me how cold they are often enough. I don't think BC can hold a candle to them :p

That would be so wrong mama-bear. I think they have enough forest fires without visiting British colombians trying to set fire to their state >.>

Don't you bloody well get me started to the forest fires cause that could genuinely trigger me <.<

*stick snaps*
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whoa! Look how dry it is here! It would be an infernal shame if someone was to...
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*puts on sunglasses*
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...drop a match...
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*Matchbox shakes in his pocket*
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Edit: >.>

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye
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*knifebox shakes in her pocket*
<_<

Awe pumpkin. They could give you a hunting rifle and I'd still walk away from here
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An eye for an eye darling.
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*waits for angry girl to make her move*
>_>

Well tbh it would be a rather uninspired fight since I'm somewhat asthmatic and would likely die or be incapacitated shortly after you set the forest on fire <.<
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So I guess my move is.... -dies?-

Hahahaha, called your bluff. It’s a damn shame though. It’s been fun, and I’ll definitely miss you and the feistiness.
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Well, best not to cry over spilt milk. Let’s hide the evidence.
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*lights match*

That's a woefully impractical way to get rid of a body. Although given I'd have died from asphyxiation (and not even the erotic kind), I'm not sure you'd need to destroy the evidence. Murder by forest fire is somewhat hard to prove in court

Would you prefer the erotic kind? ;)

I'm pretty sure I'd be too focused on dying either way if we're being honest <.<

Might as well have some fun as the lights go out xD