@Xvarnah This would be awesome. The girl I'm seeing wakes up, wonders where she is, oh shit she's at my place. Hurries to get dressed and get to work, and leaves her titties behind. I wake up an hour later, and there they are. I grab em, cuddle into them and go back to sleep. I support this message
Lawl, well you could always ask her to leave her push-up bra or silicon inserts behind (by this I mean the kind people put in bras, not actual implants)? Not quite as good, but it's a start.
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Can only imagine how hellish this would make the day though lol. Usually if a woman forgets to put at least mascara on 15 people will ask if she's feeling okay. Can't imagine the kind of questions you'd get if you forget your tits
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(Also I guess it says something about me that one of the first things I thought of was the multiple serial killers who for some reason think it's fulfilling to cut off a woman's breasts.)
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· 5 years ago
Nah, I want the real deal.
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Hahaha, can you even imagine the line or questioning? How do you even ask someone where their tits are?
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Yeah, that's all you. You're a little crazy, but your funsub family loves you all the same.
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Edit: can you imagine her texting me the next day asking me to drop them off or when she's seeing me again, and I just ghost her so I can keep her titties.
And here I thought the kardashians were up your alley <.<
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If you're a guy? You don't. If you're a girl you just share a somber nod of understanding. "Tits again?" "Yeah.."
Realistically I imagine most women would end up stuffing their shirts at some point
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Just a little crazy? Hmm I'm improving, then.
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But what if the tits have to be with their owner within a certain period of time or they start to go bad? Then you've got a pissed off woman and some rotten titties
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· 5 years ago
They're real enough ;)
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Yeahhhhh I can't see that stopping me. I'd still ask. Haha "somber nod"
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Batshit crazy*
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Eh, I can deal with the crazy woman. The rotten titties would break my heart. But I guess they go bad irl, why wouldn't they go bad in this imaginary detachable world?
Hehehe, back in university we had this one chick Evelyn who was part of our friend group. Every girl, and every guy in the group was attracted to at least one other person. Evelyn wasn't a part of that system - like tbh I look back and reflect on how cruel this must've been, but it was like an unspoken rule that Evelyn was silently excluded from the weird love pentagons we had going on.
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Evelyn was about 5'5 and like 170lbs + not a BIG girl, but definitely a bigger girl. Evelyn liked my buddy Theo and I thinked she liked me too, and would've jumped on either of us if we'd give her a chance, but we never did. I remember one night when 7 of us stayed in and just hung out and had some drinks, I woke up at like 2am from a pleasant nap with my head on Ev's ample belly. I remember thinking how comfortable it was before I literally started laughing and woke everyone else who was asleep up- and then I couldn't tell them why. Good times Haha.
No, probably not, but I wouldn’t want to give her any ideas. Is that really all you have to say about that masterpiece of a story?!
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Nothing is more comfortable than breasts. Nothing on earth- except booty.
Haha well I mean the story was essentially that there was a slightly large girl none of you guys wanted to include in your love octagon and you enjoyed sleeping on her <.< although technically if she was pining for any of you she was part of the love tangle whether you wanted her in it or not. Is her weight why you guys were excluding her or something else?
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Never slept on a butt-- seems like it's leaving you open to a certain kind of unpleasantness. Never slept on breasts either, but will agree they are definitely the best
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Her weight.
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And trust me, booty is best. Bewbs are close 2nd though.
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Can only imagine how hellish this would make the day though lol. Usually if a woman forgets to put at least mascara on 15 people will ask if she's feeling okay. Can't imagine the kind of questions you'd get if you forget your tits
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(Also I guess it says something about me that one of the first things I thought of was the multiple serial killers who for some reason think it's fulfilling to cut off a woman's breasts.)
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Hahaha, can you even imagine the line or questioning? How do you even ask someone where their tits are?
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Yeah, that's all you. You're a little crazy, but your funsub family loves you all the same.
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Edit: can you imagine her texting me the next day asking me to drop them off or when she's seeing me again, and I just ghost her so I can keep her titties.
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If you're a guy? You don't. If you're a girl you just share a somber nod of understanding. "Tits again?" "Yeah.."
Realistically I imagine most women would end up stuffing their shirts at some point
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Just a little crazy? Hmm I'm improving, then.
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But what if the tits have to be with their owner within a certain period of time or they start to go bad? Then you've got a pissed off woman and some rotten titties
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Yeahhhhh I can't see that stopping me. I'd still ask. Haha "somber nod"
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Batshit crazy*
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Eh, I can deal with the crazy woman. The rotten titties would break my heart. But I guess they go bad irl, why wouldn't they go bad in this imaginary detachable world?
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Evelyn was about 5'5 and like 170lbs + not a BIG girl, but definitely a bigger girl. Evelyn liked my buddy Theo and I thinked she liked me too, and would've jumped on either of us if we'd give her a chance, but we never did. I remember one night when 7 of us stayed in and just hung out and had some drinks, I woke up at like 2am from a pleasant nap with my head on Ev's ample belly. I remember thinking how comfortable it was before I literally started laughing and woke everyone else who was asleep up- and then I couldn't tell them why. Good times Haha.
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Nothing is more comfortable than breasts. Nothing on earth- except booty.
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Never slept on a butt-- seems like it's leaving you open to a certain kind of unpleasantness. Never slept on breasts either, but will agree they are definitely the best
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And trust me, booty is best. Bewbs are close 2nd though.