“Alright, Mr. Paws. From your story, the last time you saw Alice Kittens alive was last Tuesday, am I right?“
“Yes, Officer“
“Do you know anyone that could have done this to her?“
“Alice was a sweetheart. She did call a Mrs Doggo a b*tch about 2 weeks ago.“
“Where were you on the night of Alice‘s demise?“
“Sleeping under the bed of course“
“Did Alice have any partners?“
“Well she had several. Don‘t tell anyone I told you but she said she always had eyes for me“
“How does that relate to my questi...“
“She said I had dreamy eyes, a cute birthmark on my butt, and...“
“Mr...“
“And she loved when I barked“
“Uhm Mr Paws...“
“She loved when I placed my paw on...“
“I think we‘re done here. I‘ll call you when I need more information. Have a good day“
“Yes, Officer“
“Do you know anyone that could have done this to her?“
“Alice was a sweetheart. She did call a Mrs Doggo a b*tch about 2 weeks ago.“
“Where were you on the night of Alice‘s demise?“
“Sleeping under the bed of course“
“Did Alice have any partners?“
“Well she had several. Don‘t tell anyone I told you but she said she always had eyes for me“
“How does that relate to my questi...“
“She said I had dreamy eyes, a cute birthmark on my butt, and...“
“Mr...“
“And she loved when I barked“
“Uhm Mr Paws...“
“She loved when I placed my paw on...“
“I think we‘re done here. I‘ll call you when I need more information. Have a good day“