jmmcclain

jmmcclain


I'm just here to try and make mialinay giggle or shit. Wait, that second part doesn't sound quite right. Oh well...

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Facts 38 comments
jmmcclain · 5 hours ago
I wouldn't let you fall
Facts 38 comments
jmmcclain · 1 day ago
<3 @aviva
*walks up to @aviva*
*gives @aviva a hug*
*turns around and hunches down and motions to @aviva to get on my back*
*gives @aviva a piggy back ride and introduces her to random people in the street proudly*
Hey, this is my friend aviva. She's very kind. She's my friend
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This took me 3 days :') 17 comments
jmmcclain · 1 day ago
Wow. Mia it's amazing. I'm at a loss for words. Yea, just wow
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A picture my friend and I made. 3 comments
jmmcclain · 2 days ago
I like it!
Wtf middle ages?!? 10 comments
jmmcclain · 4 days ago
Poop/cart? I'm a moron.
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Omg take me bacccck 11 comments
jmmcclain · 4 days ago
Lonileness can be difficult... You seem cool to me.
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Wtf middle ages?!? 10 comments
jmmcclain · 4 days ago
Who doesn't love a good poop/cart joke?
Hello there 8 comments
jmmcclain · 4 days ago
Yep, he's actually standing on my shoulders to disable the security camera. He has a deep voice, likes his drinks dry, and enjoys a birdy bath. My criminal name is Placehim Humanlegs. Shh!
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Hello there 8 comments
jmmcclain · 5 days ago
The villain
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Aww 4 comments
jmmcclain · 1 week ago
I was this kid
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The cure for bad breath 5 comments
jmmcclain · 1 week ago
9/10 dentist recommend it!
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Unlike guest's (and my dear mother's) expectation, I'm actually not cottage cheese. 13 comments
jmmcclain · 1 week ago
Obviously you're not comparable to cheese
Unlike guest's (and my dear mother's) expectation, I'm actually not cottage cheese. 13 comments
jmmcclain · 1 week ago
So much more than cottage cheese. I'm picking up a strong ricotta cheese vibe.
I'm good but not enough 2 comments
jmmcclain · 1 week ago
Yea
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We don't deserve wamen 1 comments
jmmcclain · 1 week ago
Eh, just bring them food and make them smile
Icky cool fair Armadillo 11 comments
jmmcclain · 1 week ago
Lol I miss you
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Not paying full attention 3 comments
jmmcclain · 1 week ago
Ouch, glad she's ok
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Can this happen? 39 comments
jmmcclain · 2 weeks ago
Having that so often 25 comments
jmmcclain · 2 weeks ago
I like @sunflowers. I can't keep track of everyone. I know like four people.
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Soda Pressing 2 comments
jmmcclain · 2 weeks ago
Soda Pressing 2 comments
jmmcclain · 2 weeks ago
This is what I come here for
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Sick 2 comments
jmmcclain · 2 weeks ago
So unwell = sick
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Hurry it up 2 comments
jmmcclain · 2 weeks ago
I usually like the intros...
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What else were we wrong about??? 4 comments
jmmcclain · 2 weeks ago
You cured my depression
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