jmmcclain

jmmcclain


I'm just here to try and make mialinay giggle or shit. Wait, that second part doesn't sound quite right. Oh well...

— jmmcclain Report User
The most evil person in SW was a politician. How unrealistic 2 comments
jmmcclain · 21 weeks ago
Trick question. They're the same person.
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Heinz Doofenshmirtz (from Phineas + Ferb) 2 comments
jmmcclain · 26 weeks ago
This is fantastic
A Special Connection 2 comments
jmmcclain · 28 weeks ago
Getting Mugged by an Octo 2 comments
jmmcclain · 29 weeks ago 3
Feelings Regenerate At Twice The Speed Of a Normal Man 3 comments
jmmcclain · 31 weeks ago
Mm I felt that
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I like being left alone 3 comments
jmmcclain · 33 weeks ago
What is hug?
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Next iPhone feature 18 comments
jmmcclain · 34 weeks ago
Haha this made me laugh. All of it lol
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Best Camouflage Shirt 1 comments
jmmcclain · 35 weeks ago
^John Cena in camouflage. It's like redundant technologies
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YugiPro #16 - Bensen-t Us Some Good Doodles 4 comments
jmmcclain · 35 weeks ago
This is fantastic. We like bensen. Sometimes I just read their post and it helps my day. So I appreciate you too!
What's all this snaw aboot? 4 comments
jmmcclain · 36 weeks ago
I hate Winnipeg
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Oh noes .. 6 comments
jmmcclain · 37 weeks ago
Haha
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Oh noes .. 6 comments
jmmcclain · 37 weeks ago
Bahaha this is fantastic @purplepumpkin
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Phrasing! 6 comments
jmmcclain · 37 weeks ago
If you end up with a burning bush, you may have an STD
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Tear cannon 5 comments
jmmcclain · 37 weeks ago
*loads up Snape's tears
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Happy to serve you from behind 3 comments
jmmcclain · 37 weeks ago
Something something fill my donut hole
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But he’s not wrong 3 comments
jmmcclain · 38 weeks ago
erRY pOtta!
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I call mine Bane of Days 15 comments
jmmcclain · 38 weeks ago
Haha sorry man. I've been weird lately
I call mine Bane of Days 15 comments
jmmcclain · 38 weeks ago
You're welcome sir! I hope you enjoy! I keep them warm in.. *points down and snickers* *smacks that dump truck butt!* have a nice day!
Froggo Fun R #10 - Chonk Is on Your Lap. Do You Cuddle? 22 comments
jmmcclain · 38 weeks ago
@dr_richard_ew haha because you're a doctor and not a veterinarian. The froggy violence was too much!
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Indeed. RIP @nelson
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Lol thanks @catfluff! Yeah, that would be awesome! Sorry I didn't include everyone in it. Thanks for correcting the usernames. I read it again and there's quite a few mistakes. I appreciate it.
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@bensen @captainjackharknes go for it!
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Haha @mia_linay eh it's pretty normal in there with the fluids and brain matter and such *shakes brain matter seductively in your direction*. Thanks!
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@xvarnah mmm so sexy lol
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I call mine Bane of Days 15 comments
jmmcclain · 38 weeks ago
We also have these!
I call mine Bane of Days 15 comments
jmmcclain · 38 weeks ago
*I slowly reach down my pants and flop out a huge crescent roll*
I call mine Bane of Days 15 comments
jmmcclain · 38 weeks ago
*walks up behind you and forces you against the wall*
Froggo Fun R #10 - Chonk Is on Your Lap. Do You Cuddle? 22 comments
jmmcclain · 38 weeks ago
The frog nods it's head, but rosalinas slips it a shank! "Fight!" The fight begins. Nelson wrestles the toad head on. Getting him in a half nelson. The toad pretends to be in trouble and slips out of it hastily! They're toe to toe. Hopping around. Eyeing each other up. The jettison outs it's tongue wrapping around Nelson's legs and slams him down! "Kill him shouts rosalinas! Feeling pressure from it's peers. The toad jumps on nelson. Pulls out the shank. "I'll end you", says the toad. The frog slams the knife into nelson. Nelson just blocks, but the shank inserts deeply below his ribs leaving him seriously wounded. Then nelson dies. The end. Rosalinas makes out with frog. Haha I got tired. Sorry buddy. Toad 1. Nelson 0.
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Froggo Fun R #10 - Chonk Is on Your Lap. Do You Cuddle? 22 comments
jmmcclain · 38 weeks ago
I'd like all funsubers to meet at a central location. Here's the scene: gathered in a circle, funsubstance members watch on intently. Big toad hops out into the circle looking for a challenger. "Anyone brave enough to take on the toad!", says @mia_linay (she's the annoucer). @nelson steps out into the circle and the crowd of funsubstance people go wild! Screaming. @dr_richard_ew faints. @xvarnah pulls back her hair and grunts majestically preparing for the impending post apocalyptic bout! Nelson rips off his shirt and everyone gets insane and somewhat aroused. @catcluff does the call me hand gesture to Nelson. (Rosalinas! Oh my goodness I hadn't seen her in a while. Hi!! *waves*). @rosalina gets behind the frog and smacks it's butt. "GET HIM HONEY!" She announces! The toad ribbits frecously. Everyone goes quiet. @purplepumpkin shows me a cool rock she found. @happy_frog steps up as the refree. "Now no dirty stuff alright?" Nelson nods his head.
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