I would bitchslap the snowman so hard, or accidentally stab him in the gut.
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Almost took a friend's balls out when he appeared next to me with a *clack*. The three of us were walking home, with me on the one outer end and him at the other - he switched to my side by going behind me and the other guy, and I didn't notice since it was dark and we were pacing (dodgy area) and the next moment I hear *clack/crunch* behind me as he steps on some acorn nuts - instant reaction was to swing around and stab with my knife, almost unmanned the poor guy.
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Almost took a friend's balls out when he appeared next to me with a *clack*. The three of us were walking home, with me on the one outer end and him at the other - he switched to my side by going behind me and the other guy, and I didn't notice since it was dark and we were pacing (dodgy area) and the next moment I hear *clack/crunch* behind me as he steps on some acorn nuts - instant reaction was to swing around and stab with my knife, almost unmanned the poor guy.