Honesty is a spectrum

My dad was pretty funny when I was growing up. He told us about one day he was at work and a coworker told him about how there's a larger amount of people living on the streets nowadays. He said I don't know what I would do if I found out my kids ended up living on the streets. My dad said I don't have to worry about that. The guy said how do you know. My dad said because my kids are smart enough to get themselves checked into a mental hospital but not dumb enough to be stuck there. Lol