Rule 34

there's a lot of child porn out there on the internet. I don't think that excuses it

I have zero access to the deepweb so no, there is none for me

"access to the deepweb"? What do you think the deepweb is?

Somewhere with childporn and you can sell your kidney maybe
Idk! I've never looked that type of things up
Why would I! (I was curious about that too but everyone was like "no Ross! Don't even think about it!")

There's nothing quite like a crime that's so heinous other criminals will beat you up for it. You get caught with kiddie porn, you may as well kill yourself (like that guy from Glee)

Do I look like the type of person who will get herself beaten up or even bothered by the idea?
But yea it's kinda of the worst crimes

Nah you look pretty sweet ;)

I suddenly have the urge to post a "less sweet and more me" picture of myself

Go for it!

I can't, I'm naturally adorable!

You win this round...