I will admit, it took some time for me to realise they were comparing guinea pigs to hamsters and not to Hamper baskets and that there's a picture of boar with no relation to the text.
I once wrote a short story called "The Little Plastic Man" when I was in 5th grade. I just went and grabbed it so I can read you all the first page:
Once upon a time in a land very close, there lived a bratty little girl who loved plastic toys.
She went by the name of Mini Bratty Little Girl.
One day she and her mom, Big Bratty Mom, were walking on a street with 30 stores on it.
The bought an electronic man right before they left.
The next day....
The first time I read it again about 5 years ago I busted out laughing thinking about dildos.
In any case, eventually the little plastic man gets attacked by a fox, a scorpion and a spider, only to be crushed to death at a recycling plant. The last line...
"Crash! Bang! Wham! Smash!" cried the recycling machine as it smashed small little George to pieces and he "lived" sadly ever after.
Hampers are normally bigger than guinea pigs but I guess they are still hard to brush...
Once upon a time in a land very close, there lived a bratty little girl who loved plastic toys.
She went by the name of Mini Bratty Little Girl.
One day she and her mom, Big Bratty Mom, were walking on a street with 30 stores on it.
The bought an electronic man right before they left.
The next day....
In any case, eventually the little plastic man gets attacked by a fox, a scorpion and a spider, only to be crushed to death at a recycling plant. The last line...
"Crash! Bang! Wham! Smash!" cried the recycling machine as it smashed small little George to pieces and he "lived" sadly ever after.